1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"...So I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!"
- John Constantine: Hellblazer: The Family Man

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A wall. I can't move my left arm at all.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

L&O: SVU last night.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10.40~

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10.46

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Other than the German Punk being played on the computer? Absolutely nothing. The German Punk is loud.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, renting video games.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you last look at?

My Meebo screen.

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, fuzzy socks, stripy shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

I was a trusted servant and I was always giving people these brilliant ideas and exchanging things and... I don't really remember the rest of it.

11. When did you last laugh?

Day before yesterday, while I was out with Des.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters, flags, hats, belts, drawings.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Does my own face in the mirror count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Eh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Probably just stuff. And stuff for third world countries, and donating for scientific advancement.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I play on medium.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

The one thing I'd change? I'd make everything perfect. No more unjust deaths, no more starving children... I'd make it perfect.

19. Do you like to dance?

I like to DDR. Somehow, I suspect that's not the same thing.

20. George Bush:

One word: Fucker.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

No comment. As I won't be having children.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

See above.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

YES.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"It's not your fault."

25.Tag six people who might also do this in THEIR journal:

Fucked if I know.